1. I'm in the middle.
2. Tallest (I think) on my Mom's side of the family, shortest on my Dad's
3. I have an older sister.
4. I have a younger sister.
5. I have no pets.
6. Marriage agrees with me.
7. I tend to think randomly (hence the name of the site).
8. Cancer runs in my family.
9. My astrological sign is Out of Order.
10. OK, it's Cancer.
11. I like clear things... lucite, crystal, glass (clear or colored), instructions.
12. I will eat any variety of cultural food.
13. I will eat any variety of fast food.
14. I am not a picky eater.
15. I am ALWAYS forced to decide where to eat.
16. It's because I'm always the one saying, "It's lunchtime, let's go!"
17. When I decide, someone who made me choose says, "Nah, I don't want that."
18. I have a bullet in my chest, just behind my right lung.
19. After being shot, I told the family who helped me not die, "I'm from New York.  Don't worry, this falls under the category 'Major Inconvenience'."
20. The bullet is still there.
21. I joke about it all the time.
22. I see humor in EVERYTHING.
23. Except death.
24. A dead guy walks into a bar... it doesn't hurt him, he's dead.  See... no humor at all.
25. I am afraid to be alone, in the dark, outside.
26. I love to read.
27. I never get to.
28. I like to write little programs that are a waste of time.
29. I try not to do this at work.
30. I don't like outsourcing.
31. I used to like Dell and tout them for their business model.
32. I've learned that this model has changed.
33. I like to make people happy.
34. I cater to my users at the expense of my projects (Gregg/Leon.. you didn't just read that!).
35. I spent the ages of 14 and 15 very depressed.
36. By age 16, I was emerging from that darkness.
37. By age 17, I was very happy.
38. I remained happy ever since.
39. Depressing music had a lot to do with it.
40. Knowing that others see darkness helps one to see and focus on the light.
41. The darkness inside NEVER completely goes away.
42. I am addicted to 42... I look for it everywhere.
43. My middlle son has inherited some of that darkness.
44. I wanted a Mohawk...
45. or colored hair...
46. or SOMETHING.
47. I never did it.
48. I always had a job, and thought a "punk" appearance was inacceptible.
49. It started at age 11 with a paper route.
50. At age 13, I caddied.  I was a horrible caddie (4'11" and SKINNY!).
51. At age 14, I took a job putting price labels on carpet samples.
52. I assembled Sunday papers for 3 bucks a week after that.
53. They tried to pay me in candy.  I quit.
54. At age 16, I worked at Service Merchandise.
55. At age 17, I was laid off and went to Marshall's.
56. Later that year, I went back to Service Merchandise.
57. I got a car and started delivering Chinese food.
58. The restaurant owners moved to Texas.
59. Before they closed without telling me, I found out and left in an ungraceful manner. :(
60. I missed Lilly and Phillip (the owners), but I wondered why two Chinese people picked names they couldn't pronounce (this is not a racial slur... it's a fact about two individuals).
61. I worked at a yacht club for two summers.  It was like being a member... there was nothing to do!
62. The country club moved me to the golf course when the manager's son needed a job.
63. I mowed grass and weed-whipped the sand trap edges.  Sandblasting is an unlpleasant form of facial exfoliation.
64. I guided the hose as they ironed and fungicided the greens.
65. The iron was a liquid that looked remarkably -- and smelled somewhat -- like blood.
66. I LOVED the golf course (after three weeks of soreness -- emotional AND physical).
67. I had MUSCLES (not big, but well defined!!).
68. I got a job at the computer center at college in sophomore year as a computer-lab aide.
69. I went back to the golf course that summer.
70. I got a call asking if I would stay at college and be an operator.
71. I was a computer operator from that point on.
72. And still a computer-lab aide.
73. I delivered pizza.
74. I did radio news (paid, at an AM station... in addition to free DJ-ing for the college station).
75. I tutored.
76. I was a workaholic.
77. I got just under a 3.0 GPA coming out of school.  Guess I worked too much.
78. I submitted ALL of my resumes to San Diego.
79. They ALL came back saying "call us when you live here -- we're not moving you".
80. I got a job in Newark, NJ because Mom worked with a woman... her brother worked at AT&T... he had trouble finding a job after college... he hooked me up with his boss... I impressed him.
81. AT&T "forced" me to move to Orlando.
82. I left AT&T when they split up, put me in Lucent, and told me I'd likely move to Greensboro or somewhere in Colorado.
83. I dumped a lot of this list into work-related items.
84. Despite all that work, I have entirely NOT grown up.
85. We demand responsibility and good grades from our kids.
86. Beyond that, I push HEAVILY into creativity.
87. I emphasize the right-brain heavily over the left, but value both.  Creativity keeps one afloat.  Logic keeps one from going adrift.
88. I graduated college in '88.
89. My graduation ceremony was the "42nd Commencement Ceremony" for my college.
90. I met my wife in March of '90... three weeks after she moved to Florida from her parents home in Ohio.
91. A friend was introducing me to girls, and then making sure I never met them again (I'm not the type to ask for a number on the first encounter).  Michelle was one of them.  I went to where she worked and asked her out.  We were married in '91.
92. That "friend" had a bad encounter with a girl in our group, and has since gone elsewhere.
93. I like my in-laws (whole family... not just parents).
94. My wife likes hers.
95. I love British humor.
96. And British New Wave (from the 80's).
97. And the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
98. I'm not sure I like this list.
99. But that doesn't matter.
100. Because it's almost complete.
101. And I'm not feeling ambitious enough to go back and edit it. :)

How's that?